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Jun 11, 2023Liked by NE - Naked Emperor Newsletter

“suggests shifting Earth further back from the sun by about three million miles”

And we can be sure his predictions about the effect will be every bit as accurate as “climate models” are. Which is to say nowhere close, at best.

Some clowns will say any nonsense just to get their name in the “news”.

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Jun 11, 2023·edited Jun 11, 2023

Probably, can't help picturing Peter Sellers with his arm flying around though.

"The slingshot is repeated every 1000 years for one billion years"

No one can accuse Albert of not thinking longterm.

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Jun 11, 2023Liked by NE - Naked Emperor Newsletter

Wait hang on, someone in Ohio takes a dump in two seperate locations and they match the same strain of covid19 to this individual, what fresh hell is this?

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How do you write a job description for that position? "Septic Sleuth?" "Federally Funded Feces Finder?"

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Haha......

effluvium analyst

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Scatology searcher

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Pretty sure thats already a tinder-like app, what did I start 🤣

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If it isn’t, perhaps it should be 🤔

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Jun 11, 2023·edited Jun 11, 2023

I'm out ! Lol

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Jun 11, 2023Liked by NE - Naked Emperor Newsletter

"Crashed UFO recovered by the US military 'distorted space and time,' leaving one investigator 'nauseous and disoriented' when he went in and discovered it was much larger inside than out, attorney for whistleblowers reveals."

So ... The government stole a dude's TARDIS.

NOT COOL, EARTH. NOT COOL.

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And now we’re supposed to believe them yet again!? I think not.

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If by "we" you mean that you, too, are a time-traveling interdimensional entity, and by "them" you mean da Hoomanz, then I agree with you. I'm never trusting Hoomanz again.

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They don’t deserve to be trusted!

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“Scientist claims we should MOVE the Earth away from the sun”

OMFG. Hasn’t he ever watched “The Twilight Zone” episode “Midnight Sun”?

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=qDKroM5nvPs (spoiler alert re: the twist ending; definitely worth watching in full if you haven’t seen it)

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Jun 11, 2023·edited Jun 11, 2023

I was reminded of the 1973 Superfriends episode "Too Hot to Handle" (I looked it up) wherein an alien whose planet is COOLING from pollution begins moving Earth closer to the Sun to warm the planet to make it habitable for his people. I had no idea how much propaganda was involved in that show! It wasn't even the only climate/pollution episode that season! It is easy to think this stuff (propaganda disguised as entertainment) is a recent development. Newsflash: it is as old as media.

For the record, I saw that episode some time later, not its original airing. ; )

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In the early seventies global cooling was the big thing.

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Once you see the propaganda, you can never unsee it:

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=yjw_DuNkOUw

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Great movie! Can you imagine if, during mask mania, someone walked into a grocery store and said, "I came here to chew bubble gum and kick ass, and I'm all out of bubble gum!"?

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"the poles of fear, the extremes of how the earth might be conceivably doomed, minor exercise in the care and feeding of a nightmare, respectfully submitted by all the thermometer watchers......in the twilight zone"

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👏

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Jun 11, 2023·edited Jun 11, 2023

Iconic voice, and he got some good lines !

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If "Twilight Zone" were part of the K–12 curriculum, we'd be a lot better off today.

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Jun 11, 2023Liked by NE - Naked Emperor Newsletter

“Please take pictures with your clothes on when submitting them for your Digital Driver’s License and IDs,” the department said in a Facebook post. “Cheers to technology and keeping things classy!” Geeeeezus, obviously an already cognitively impaired populace.

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Jun 12, 2023·edited Jun 12, 2023

You know they wrote that after receiving improprietous pics!

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Jun 11, 2023Liked by NE - Naked Emperor Newsletter

On Climate science, I strongly recommend everyone to follow Ethical Skeptic on Twitter. He appears to have nailed it!

"50% of North Atlantic SST warming since 1995 arrived in a mere 14 days." (SST = Surface Sea Temperature)

https://twitter.com/EthicalSkeptic/status/1667690869380599814

"Ocean SST has already been measured to have 4-sigma surged to unprecedented levels, starting in March.

Now global air temps finally 4-sigma FOLLOW, and do not lead, this ocean temp 4-sigma anomaly.

Once again, this falsifies The Party's 'Model'."

https://twitter.com/EthicalSkeptic/status/1667612638799450113

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His scholarship is over my head, but I find him really interesting too. He also has some interesting archeology and archoastronomy takes on Gobelki-Tepe and Karahan-Tepe, which also seems to correlate symbolically with the WEF and their occultic space ideas.

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Jun 11, 2023Liked by NE - Naked Emperor Newsletter

I simply don't believe that extra-terrestrial space craft crash into trees.

Also, how come they only seem to crash in the US?

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Jun 11, 2023Liked by NE - Naked Emperor Newsletter

They cross light years of space with astonishing precision (navigating to a tiny planet from light years away isn’t the same as taking the minivan to Walmart or even to Vegas) yet they can’t avoid a tree?

I heard some clown, an elected official (but I repeat myself), announce that “aliens are coming, so you should lock your doors”. So an advanced alien race that can cross light years of distance, within their lifetimes, in craft the size of airplanes, will single out this planet in a vast universe, go through all the trouble of getting here, and then it’s “Dang it all, Blerk, they have DEADLOCKS. Well, I guess there’s nothing to do but go home.” Are people really that stupid? That’s a rhetorical question.

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Jun 11, 2023Liked by NE - Naked Emperor Newsletter

In one of the most celebrated early contactee stories—Barney and Betty Hill— the aliens had a two-dimensional map of the stars on the wall of the craft. They told Mr & Mrs Hill they used it to navigate. Of course, the abductees did not remember this, it all came out when a CIA physician hypnotised them and discovered the amazing story. They spent the rest of their lives travelling the world on CIA passports telling their story.

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Jun 11, 2023Liked by NE - Naked Emperor Newsletter

Of course they would use paper maps. And they probably had wicked slide rules to help them design their faster-than-science spacecraft.

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And sextants! Sorry, SPACE sextants!

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I want a Space Sextant. I'm tired of flying solo :(

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Everything our delusional leaders say must be presumed either a lie or evidence of incompetence. Yes aliens have traveled light years to earth and then did nothing but fly around erratically trying to avoid detection.

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Neil Ferguson, not Niall. Neil is the virus whisperer, Niall is a neocon married to Ayaan Hirsi Ali.

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Are you suggesting that the biography on Kissinger wasn't "warts and all" ....

https://www.telegraph.co.uk/news/celebritynews/8770965/Henry-Kissinger-watches-historian-Niall-Ferguson-marry-Ayaan-Hirsi-Ali-under-a-fatwa.html

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Ferguson would marry Kissinger in a heartbeat but is sadly much too old.

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The western world has gone completely crazy. Governments and the MSM run the risk that the public will stop listening. Even the True Believers in the Next Dangerous Thing will end up not believing anything. Or is this the aim? Pretty damn stupid if it is - there are more of us than of them and the normal people will eventually rise up and smack them round the face!

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The video has been taken down from YT. I did a search on Rumble, but didn't find it.

https://rumble.com/search/all?q=they%20live%201988

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"Is THIS the solution to global warming? Scientist claims we should MOVE the Earth away from the sun - here's how his wacky idea could really work. Albert Zijlstra, a professor of astrophysics at the University of Manchester, suggests shifting Earth further back from the sun by about three million miles. Professor Zijlstra's concept for moving away from the sun would involve a gravity assist or 'slingshot' manoeuvre, commonly used already for speeding up spacecraft after they've been launched from Earth."

This is even more loonie than climate change itself. Climate change is bankster created (problem). It causes many enough to panic (reaction), and beg for the bankster's predetermined (solution) carbon tax.

The climate IS changing. I am not denying that. The questions are why and how is it changing. If you never heard of Stratospheric Aerosol Injection, you should search for it. Chemtrails is a CIA created buzz word created to discredit people who talk about SAI. Then there is ENMOD. Look that one up too while you're at it. It's a treaty that bans the use of weather as a weapon (which BTW started in Viet Nam in the late fifties).

As for altering the earth's orbit. I'm not Carl Sagan, but if that is at all possible it would be necessary to move the moon and the other planets as well. The earth's distance from the sun is determined by the weight of the earth, and the speed of the earth as it rotates around the sun.

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I live in the deep South of America where temps hit 110, and we get sparse rain. It is still only in the 80-90 range, but the spring rains which delayed planting dried up to drought conditions. You water to preserve your vegetable gardens, and farmers their late in crops to grow. The farm behind us has Wheat which there is a shortage of. And the Smart Meter will warn you of a water leak. DUH, it hasn't rained in more than a sprinkle in several weeks now. I don't have flowers, they don't Feed you.

Vegas water agency empowered to limit home water flows in future.

WATERING CITY GREEN BELTS, CASINO WATER FEATURES, AND WATER PARKS ARE MORE IMPORTANT

LAS VEGAS (AP) — Nevada has taken a dramatic, but not immediate, step toward limiting the amount of Colorado River water used in the most populous part of the nation’s most arid state, after lawmakers gave Las Vegas-area water managers the levers to limit flows to single-family homes.

https://share.newsbreak.com/43hq9nme

I understand several states share the water resource, but it seems to me La Vegas HOGS the water for economic policies.

Georgia's WEF Puppet Governor Brian Kemp Rolls Out Digital IDs for All Citizens

https://www.thegatewaypundit.com/2023/06/hohmann-georgias-wef-puppet-governor-brian-kemp-rolls/?utm_source=Email&utm_medium=the-gateway-pundit&utm_campaign=dailypm&utm_content=2023-06-09

Biden’s Backdoor Student Loan Bailout Threatens to Soak Taxpayers

https://townhall.com/columnists/grovernorquist/2023/06/10/bidens-backdoor-student-loan-bailout-threatens-to-soak-taxpayers-n2624313?utm_source=thdaily&utm_medium=email&utm_campaign=nl&bcid=b6c7e45517db205a05162beabba5ffc9f83c07f7150c95a1c12011e266a2de8c&recip=19488896

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