Alistair is very funny. Here's a clip from him performing at that venue for one of their 'comedy unleashed' nights. Anyone from or visiting London should check it out for actual uncensored comedy https://youtu.be/w7MMM6J9SEY
No, but since they hate being laughed at, and angry spitefilled people makes mistakes, humour can be a good if expensively dangerous way tog et them to drop their facades?
I did get a hearty laugh about his bit on train toilet doors. Old trains here had simple mechanical latches, which only the train warden could open from utside (in case of emergency) and a simple pedal to open a hatch dumping the crap out on the tracks.
Couldn't have a simple, easy to fix and hard to break system, oh no. Nowadays we have exactly what he describes: the whole fekking wall slides away, triggered by motion sensor or/and touchpad. Only, it frequently glitches so the motion sensor euther opens the door when occupied or fails to open at all due to crosswiring with the touchpad. So the staff often keep the toilets locked, saves on cleaning too I guess since the toilets spill both water from the cistern, from the bowl, and from the tank the crap goes into. The wife once saw the shit tank break - she yelled and jumped on her seat. The whole car had a solid 6" of 'black water' standing, making waves as the train moved. Imagine the "joy" for the station warden opening that car and letting it just flow out...
But the 'best' part of this idiocy is, it was supposedly bad for the environment to let the loo dump the crap on the tracks. Oh really, so the kreosote treated wooden sleepers and the Agent Orange*-sprayed banks aren't a problem then?
*They called it Hormoslyr when it was in use, but it is the exact same chemical. To prove it was no danger, the then CEO of the company making it drank a full glass of it on live television. He later died of cancer of pretty much everything. Poor guy, because his top boffins had told him it was safe to pull that stunt.
Heh, chalk it up to being used to be around teenagers (teacher as I was) for far too long - my tolerance-level for less savoury details are on par with corpse-removal sanitation workers...
I *so* want to make fun of it, but it will only be funny when (if) we've relegated it to the dustbin of infamous history, and even then it will only really serve as the Great Bad Example.
Thank you!!! That was so funny!! Made my day:)
Great video, thanks for linking' Will be linking this today @https://nothingnewunderthesun2016.com/
This is fantastic and even better it's on Rumble fab tip thanks!
Add in the magnificent Andrew Lawrence...
https://andrewlawrencecomedy.co.uk/
"If Phillip Schofield had been caught shagging another women there would have been hell to pay". Alistair Williams and priceless.
Vaccines are so powerful that even Ricky Gervais is afraid to joke about it. That shows you how powerful is Alistair Williams!
Alister's latest "This is not a real pandemic" is also a good one!
https://rumble.com/v16yp9z-this-is-not-a-real-pandemic.html
Alistair is very funny. Here's a clip from him performing at that venue for one of their 'comedy unleashed' nights. Anyone from or visiting London should check it out for actual uncensored comedy https://youtu.be/w7MMM6J9SEY
I appreciate his comedy! Thanks for letting us know about him. 😄👏
No, but since they hate being laughed at, and angry spitefilled people makes mistakes, humour can be a good if expensively dangerous way tog et them to drop their facades?
And that's been increasingly effective. One example: the hilarious Gutfeld! on Fox. (No.1 "late" night show.)
I did get a hearty laugh about his bit on train toilet doors. Old trains here had simple mechanical latches, which only the train warden could open from utside (in case of emergency) and a simple pedal to open a hatch dumping the crap out on the tracks.
Couldn't have a simple, easy to fix and hard to break system, oh no. Nowadays we have exactly what he describes: the whole fekking wall slides away, triggered by motion sensor or/and touchpad. Only, it frequently glitches so the motion sensor euther opens the door when occupied or fails to open at all due to crosswiring with the touchpad. So the staff often keep the toilets locked, saves on cleaning too I guess since the toilets spill both water from the cistern, from the bowl, and from the tank the crap goes into. The wife once saw the shit tank break - she yelled and jumped on her seat. The whole car had a solid 6" of 'black water' standing, making waves as the train moved. Imagine the "joy" for the station warden opening that car and letting it just flow out...
But the 'best' part of this idiocy is, it was supposedly bad for the environment to let the loo dump the crap on the tracks. Oh really, so the kreosote treated wooden sleepers and the Agent Orange*-sprayed banks aren't a problem then?
*They called it Hormoslyr when it was in use, but it is the exact same chemical. To prove it was no danger, the then CEO of the company making it drank a full glass of it on live television. He later died of cancer of pretty much everything. Poor guy, because his top boffins had told him it was safe to pull that stunt.
Yes, Gutfeld! isn't for everyone. One must be able to take several running jokes of the...guttural nature.
And, wow! I must say this might be my least favorite post of yours, M. Rickard, if you catch my (nauseous) drift.
Heh, chalk it up to being used to be around teenagers (teacher as I was) for far too long - my tolerance-level for less savoury details are on par with corpse-removal sanitation workers...
I *so* want to make fun of it, but it will only be funny when (if) we've relegated it to the dustbin of infamous history, and even then it will only really serve as the Great Bad Example.