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Sep 10, 2023Liked by NE - Naked Emperor Newsletter

In that case, I must be responsible for the whole disastrous pandemic - I never stopped shouting '*ollocks!' and '*iss' - for several years.

So sorry.

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Zarayna..come over here and sit by me.

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That would be a privilege!

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There are so many really good British expressions...I need to learn more...

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You can teach me please?

So much more expressive !

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I lead myself astray so goodness knows what I'd do to a kindly online friend!

I keep thinking of, and quoting, this Shakespearian quote from Henry V - "We few, we happy few, we band of brothers;" It's an eve of battle, rousing speech - and suitable for our forthcoming street protest. lol!

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Sep 10, 2023Liked by NE - Naked Emperor Newsletter

Thinking has become too difficult for too many making them putty in the hands of evil doers.

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Sep 10, 2023Liked by NE - Naked Emperor Newsletter

And heaven forbid there are candles on the birthday cake. You gotta wonder how the earth's population grew to 8 billion with all this deadly behaviour.

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Oh my God i forgot about the candles!! No birthday wish for you this year! Or next..until we reach ZERO covid....

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So true! Bs and Ps can’t hold a candle to that tradition!

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Sep 10, 2023Liked by NE - Naked Emperor Newsletter

Well, it was pretty insidious beneath all that stupidity. Make people feel guilty at the thought of getting together for silly frivolous reasons like just having a good time. Nobody really *needs* a party, do they?

Conviviality. The enemy of governments everywhere.

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BINGO. And when you see how insidious it was, it slaps you in the face.

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It's really so strange though, isn't it? I grew up in a cultural atmosphere of gloriously rude and hilarious American humor, and then we got all those gloriously rude and hilarious British comedy shows, so how was it possible for anyone to have engendered a completely humorless journalist profession (I stretch the parameters of that word, but never mind) that we're plagued with now?

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The populaces of two free countries let 'em get away with it and they're gonna get away with it again.

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Sep 10, 2023Liked by NE - Naked Emperor Newsletter

Oh damn. Se_tem_er 7 is my _irthday.

Can't _e too safe.

May_, even ty_ing s_reads the cooties.

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Sep 10, 2023Liked by NE - Naked Emperor Newsletter

All the "gems" of advice from the last 3 years are going to mark this time in history as "The Years Humanity ACTUALLY Dropped Their Brains On The Floor, and NO, The 3 Second Rule Didn't Work!"

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I’m a bit more liberal, I work on 5 seconds due to me being slower than I used to be!

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Sep 10, 2023Liked by NE - Naked Emperor Newsletter

I have to admit to being smug.

I only sing, or sang, happy birthday to someone on their birthday.

I also only used hand sanitiser in shops on two occasions when I couldn’t get away with faking it… people standing guard by the dispensers on each occasion.

I gave out at least 15 different phone numbers that were made up on the spot to contact tracing questionnaires. Even better, when we were abroad - first time was 2 days after the first lockdown ended - I swapped sims in my phone so although I gave a legitimate number to travel, it wasn’t active once I’d gone through controls.

I “scanned” multiple QR codes that somehow didn’t work.

When flying it was amazing how my mask fell off whenever the cabin staff weren’t around, but the best of all was not wearing masks in shops when we were abroad as the majority of shopkeepers in Greece didn’t want customers to wear them either.

That was as close to “I’m Spartacus” as any of us could get!

The virtue signalling retards must have been destroying their health in so many ways when people like me, and there were thousands, stirred up so many negative thoughts and emotions.

I can only hope that at least a few of them have woken up now.

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Sep 10, 2023Liked by NE - Naked Emperor Newsletter

Unbelievable!

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Sep 10, 2023Liked by NE - Naked Emperor Newsletter

If people in medieval times could have looked at the future and viewed the shenanigans people were involved in to avoid covid they would be rolling on the floor laughing. Their talismans to ward off evil spirits does not seem too outlandish to me now I have lived through stupidity of the covid era.

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Sep 10, 2023Liked by NE - Naked Emperor Newsletter

Substack needs a guffaw emoji on the Like Button...

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Sep 10, 2023Liked by NE - Naked Emperor Newsletter

That was my laugh for the day; thank you.

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Sep 10, 2023Liked by NE - Naked Emperor Newsletter

So funny! Thanks for the laugh!

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Sep 10, 2023Liked by NE - Naked Emperor Newsletter

The country is populated by a majority of brain dead morons who queued up to drink the Kool-Aid.

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That applies to more or less the whole world, not just the US (if my assumption that you're in America is wrong, then I apologise); most people here in the UK are still 'braindead morons' (to use your expression!), and that includes all my relatives bar me, and all bar two of my already 'awake' friends (I've been 'awake' for 40-45 years).

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It’s so sad, that maskholes and sheeple believed this!

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Problem is, they STILL believe it.

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Yes! Including my family!😡😢

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Mine too...sigh

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Sorry. So frustrating!🙏🏻

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I can’t share info with them!

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Ha! Maskholes - love that!

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Sep 10, 2023Liked by NE - Naked Emperor Newsletter

"because Bs and Ps ..."

Thhhhhhhey can't be serious about thhhhhhis.

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Sep 10, 2023Liked by NE - Naked Emperor Newsletter

Reminds me of young trudeau who said something inane about "speaking moistly ".

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