Boris Johnson Says He'll Join the Proposed Citizen Army Without Realising He's Ineligible Due to Covid

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Boris Johnson’s recent article in the Mail followed on from mine, in which I looked at the war drums beating louder and louder.

A growing number of countries are being mentally prepared for war with the seed being unsubtly planted in most of the Main Stream News. In my article last week, I reported that the head of the British army, General Sir Patrick Sanders, has been warning that with the size of the forces dwindling, a citizen army is required.

Boris is apparently extremely excited about this.

“Yes, Sah! Lance Corporal Johnson reporting for duty, Sah!”, he begins his article and accompanying video.

“Let me hold it there, hand quivering over my right eyebrow as I stamp my boot on the parade ground and present arms, because I want General Sanders to know that I have heeded his call for a new citizen army.”

His little soldier fantasy is a bit weird. If he is so keen on joining the army then he should go ahead and do it, now, instead of making thousands of pounds writing about it.

“Does he mean me? I asked myself. Could I do it? Would I do it? Do I still have the stuff of battle in me? No sooner had I posed myself the question — would I sign up to fight for King and country? — than I had the answer. Of course I jolly well would.”

Except for Boris wouldn’t be allowed to join the army.

On its website, the army lists a number of health problems that mean you are not able to join. From back problems to skin problems, it’s a wonder anybody is eligible to join the army any more. But looking at the “Other conditions” reveals Boris wouldn’t be allowed in the army, however much he fantasises about it.

“Moderate or severe COVID 19 infection” has now been added to the list of conditions meaning you cannot join the army. This means Boris, with his stint in ICU in 2020, wouldn’t be able to join.

Actually, many people don’t think Boris went anywhere near ICU and that it was all theatre, but let’s just pretend that he did for now. Because it doesn’t matter - if Boris joined the army, he would be miles away from any action, instead ordering the youngsters he is now trying to recruit to kill themselves, whilst waving around like a buffoon from behind his desk.

Then there is said to be a growing moral squeamishness of the kids themselves. They say that Generation Z are dubious about the ethics of the most recent conflicts in which the UK played a significant role — Iraq and Afghanistan — and do not therefore blaze with martial ardour at the thought of being engaged in the next one.

Well, maybe. But don’t forget that in 1933 the members of the Oxford Union voted that they would under no circumstances fight for King and country — and six years later most of them were doing exactly that. I bet that today’s young people are made of identical timber.

He’s trying to guilt trip the youth of today to fight his globalist wars by invoking the memory of the brave men and women who fought and died in WWII!

Boris finishes by saying, “Dr Johnson said every man thinks meanly of himself for not having been a soldier, or not having been at sea. I don’t think any man or woman ever regrets joining up”.

And of course, no Boris article is complete without a Latin phrase. He concludes with the Orwellian line of “Si vis pacem para bellum: If you want peace, prepare for war”.

What a piece of propaganda.